A Wrinkle In Time

I go nuts every time I see one of those cute, wrinkly dogs—you know, with so many wrinkles it folds over their little eyes!—but then I remember I'll look like that one day. So, here's hoping this works: An orthopedic surgeon team has designed the first Anti-Wrinkle Pillow, a pillow clinically proven to eliminate "compression wrinkles," which are worsened by our age old, floppy pillows. It doesn't look exactly, uh, comfortable .... but, hey, wrinkled beggars can't be choosers.