Skin City: FamousFlakes Pop Up Store

Take a gander at today's Daily Candy NYC:

The Cult of Celebrity has its prayer books (Us Weekly), rites (Red Carpet), miracles (Alec Baldwin’s career), and disciples (Perez).

All that’s missing are the sacred relics.

Behold FamousFlakes, a pop-up biotique offering beautifully packaged vials of your favorite celeb’s skin and hair.

Founder Charles Remarque acquires the goods through a vast network of hotel housekeepers, aestheticians, surgeons, and a few celebrities themselves. Microdot arrays confirm genetic authenticity (and everything comes with a certificate of proof).

Remarque will even bottle your flakes for a fee.

After all, skin sells.

NOW, REMEMBER IT'S.....APRIL FOOLS! Hehe. I love them.