Christmas in June: An Open Letter

Dear Santa:

Please please pretty please with a cherry on top can you invent a super-duper, suck-em-out blackhead remover machine?

I know there's high-powered brushes like Clarisonic and heavy-duty exfoliating pad like the ones by Peter Thomas Roth, but I want and need a serious-as-a-car-wreck, mini-face vacuum that gives me the same extraction satisfaction as a pore strip.

Please have the elves (or beauty gods, I'm not picky) make me a hand-held, under $200, magic machine that degunks, unclogs and erases those uggers blackheads and bumps. Oh, and can it beep a-la ThermaClear? But instead of chiming when the application is over, it will sound when the "cellular debris" is removed. If the length and pitch corresponds to the amount of grodieness that's gone bye-bye, well that is just the absolute best.

I know it is only June, Santa. But I promise I'll be a good girl for the rest of the year and I won't fight with my sister over the Benefit Luster Duster, Ojon Tawaka Ancient Tribal Rejuvenating Cream and Tarte's Glam Gams Leg Bronzing Stick.

Plus, I reeeeealy want to get rid of these overstuffed and under pretty pores. And except for may be a solar-power iPhone, I just know I won't possibly want anything else.

Thanks Santa. My love to Mrs. Claus and Rudolph!
-Jenna Mahoney