Thursday, June 19, 2008

Lash Off 2008: Meet the Contenders



Welcome to the Great Lash Off of 2008.

On the left, we have Laura Kenney, beauty editor. On the right, we have Casey Kelly, production manager.

Both want longer lashes...than the other.

Their rivalry, my friends, is as bitter as it is ancient. They've waged vicious battle with false lashes. They've dualed with mascaras. And now, they've found the ultimate weapon; a near guarantee that this lash war will be decided, once and for all: Peter Thomas Roth Lashes To Die For Nighttime Eyelash Conditioning Treatment.

For the next 8 weeks, each will road-test this new nighttime eyelash conditioning treatment, touted to extend lashes with a patent-pending complex that helps enhance the appearance of length, thickness, and fullness.

They will report back weekly on their lash advancement. And it should be good: In independent consumer studies 64% of participants experienced longer lashes, 67% experienced thicker lashes, 67% experienced fuller lashes, 80% experienced softer lashes, 70% experienced healthier looking lashes and 70% said their lashes looked overall enhanced.

Right now, Kenney's lashes weigh in at 5 mm. Kelly's at 6 mm.

May the longest lashes win.

9 comments:

Casey Kelly said...

Better sleep with one eye open, Kenney. The battle's on.

Anonymous said...

Kelly's lashes already look a lot longer.

Laura Kenney said...

Shrewd analysis, anonymous.

We'll have better, more naked lash shots in the upcoming weeks, and you'll see that Kelly's lashes are merely a facade.

Laura's lashes shall overcome.

Jenny Muller said...

What's at stake here? Does the loser have to clean glue off the winner's falsies for a year?

Laura Kenney said...

At stake is honor, glory, pride...and lunch.

sarahPUFFY said...

Well, despite the fact that someone will be shamed into lash oblivion when this is all over, I'm pretty pumped to see some results. My own lashes have been...well, pretty daudy since my allergic reaction. So stuff like this gives Puff some hope.

Team Morris said...

How in the heck did you guys weigh your lashes!!!???!!! Oh, and by the way, I have the longest lashes on the planet (currently). Take that~!

Anonymous said...

wow- an eyelash war! I like this!

Hair Extensions said...

Well interesting to see the Long Lashes War!!! Anyways best of luck to both the contenders.

cheers