Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Tried + Tested: Tarte 4 Day Stay Lash Stain


The other night BFF Emilia Diamante called me in a panic. She was on her way to gay Paree for a month of long lunches, fine wine, unpasteurized cheeses and beaucoup days of *travaille* (that's work to all you non Francophiles).

And gasp-at the last minute-she realized her trusty mascara was past its prime. The exchange rate being what it is, she just couldn't bring herself to purchase a new tube while abroad. That's where I come in.

I agreed that she could try my single tube of the new Tarte 4 day stay lash stain ($18), which debuted in May, if she agreed to iPhone me (is that a verb yet?) a review of her road test. And voila, here's an account of the textersation*.

TO: JENNA
Bonjour. The weather is great. Trying to get in as many Pilates classes as
possible, but we're working a ton. You know the sit. lots of mtgs, lunches
and late dinners with the fash. kids. There's lots of champers and vino, but
not so much sleep.

TO: EMILIA
Pilates rules.too bad you are working so much..things here are normy.what's
the word on the mascara?

TO: JENNA
Pardon moi for not saying sooner. This stuff is great! Goes on smooth and
easy, and honestly, no clumping. It's kind of unbelievable.

TO: EMILIA
coolio. any word on the last-ability.according to the co. this polymer-rich
lash extender is packed with mineral pigments that stay put for up to 4
dayz.

TO JENNA:
Oui Oui. Not only does the color stay-put, it also doesn't itch or irritate.
I look like I've had some serious beauty sleep, when unfot. we all know the
sad truth.

TO EMILIA:
Sa-weet to hear.the itch-free factor is thanks to the fact that the formula
is fashioned (lol) from lots of agua and provit.B5. Plus, it's synthetic
dye-, mineral oil-, sulfate- and fragrance-free...totes bonuosity.

TO JENNA:
4 Sure. Je A'dore. I'm going to stock up on it when I'm stateside. See you
soon. Let's hit the flea mark. when I get back. *E

TO EMILIA:
totes. champs on me. xoxoxj

*Busted. The texersation may be fictionalized but the deets and review are
all true-blue. - Jenna Mahoney

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sa-weet??!! So cheesy!