Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Attention Ugly Ladies! You Are Invited To Australia

Ugly girls who are tired of competing with all the hot chicks out there, chin up! You're never too ugly for the "blokes" of Mount Isa, Australia.


With a heavy man to woman ratio, mayor John Molony recently declared that, "may I suggest if there are five blokes to every girl, we should find out where there are beauty-disadvantaged women and ask them to proceed to Mount Isa."

In fact, resident Grant Rollings, 26, dubbed the Mount Isa "the beer goggle" capital of Australia. Gee! Let's go pack our bags!

If neither self-confidence nor a ton of makeup are making a dent in your self-esteem, there's a good bet moving to a town where the local boys admit they'll "take what they can get" won't help, either.

But then again, one town's snaggle-toothed pie-faced sea hag may be another town's beauty queen.
Image courtesy of animateclay.com.

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