hAIRing my style gripes

As long as I'm complaining about hair, I'm just gonna say it:

Am I the only one who wishes faux hawks would join ranks with feathered bangs and just go away?

I don't care who his mom is, let's remember this style was popularized by a then 3-year old.

At this point, even a mullet would be more ironic than this tired old 'do.

Photo courtesy of a fantastically funny UCLA project on how to be cool. Check it out here.