Thursday, August 14, 2008

Just Cool It Now

Do you ever wonder what CSI would think about you if they came to your house? What if they looked in your fridge? What would it say about the person you are?

On one hand, my fridge would say I'm a bachelor boy—there's always beer, a bottle of ketchup and bag of baby carrots.

On the other hand, it would say I'm a girl obsessed with anti-aging around the eyes. I've got an entire shelf dedicated to plant-based eye creams, copper peptide formulations and a stick-it-in-the-fridge-depuffing eye mask. On that shelf there is also some soothing after sun cream, a bit of an all natural cuticle ointment and some organic bar soap that I heard likes the cold cold Frigidaire.

But now that I'm about to become a wife, I should probably make my poor empty lonely fridge look like it's fit for two. And in addition to adding more fruits and veggies to the sad, lonely soy milk, I've got to give the prods the ole-heave ho. Luckily for me those beauty know it alls at Allure have stumbled upon the Robern mirrored cabinet with a cooling compartment.

A mini-fridge is so designed especially for ladies like me! It's got different temp. selections, the better to fit your specific needs, my pretty. And it is so mini it fits in the smallest of b.rooms. A total plus when you've got a Bklyn apt a la moi. And now when Gil Grissom and that hottie Nick Stokes come a-knocking they'll know exactly what kind of beauty-loving wife I am.
-Jenna Mahoney

2 comments:

Misti said...

How has *no one* thought of this before now!!! Genius!!

rg said...

That is absolutely BRILLIANT!!!!