Call me what you will (some say Pollyanna, others say old-fashion, while some may label me a prude), but I think certain private things should stay well, private.
I appreciate people who keep their sex lives to themselves and I appreciate the fact that starlets have found their knickers again. So you can pretty much imagine my shock and utter awe when the other day I saw an advert for Betty Beauty. The poster is pretty mama-sized and it isn't as graphic as it could be, but still…It got me all wow the decline of the civilization feeling.
You see, Betty Beauty makes color for the "hair down there." And the company claims to "boldly go where no color has gone before." I'm assuming it is safer than Samantha's Bozo incident but I just can't get on board.
What do you girls think? Is the end neigh? Or am I just a drama Queen pre-rehab LiLo style?
-Jenna Mahoney
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since when are they called "betty"??
Ick this is weird!
Eh, whatever. Somebody wants to surprise their loved one? Go for it, why not?
But honestly,out of everything, *THIS* is what makes you think about the decline of society?! THAT is what makes *ME* think about the decline of society...
There have got to be more interesting and fun ways to spice up your sex life.
What people do with their unspeakables is their affair. Unless they're wandering around with their dyed muffin on display I don't care what they do with it.
Plus people have been dyeing their pubes forEVer. It just wasn't being advertised in the subway or whatever.
I can remember reading an article a few years ago about a waxing salon that offered custom dye jobs like a "Tiffany Box" (*juvinile snicker*)that was shaped like the aforementioned box and dyed that same shade of blue with a bleached white ribbon...
I've never tried dyeing... um, that area, but it sounds like sort of a cute idea...
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