Trick Or Treat, Smell These Sweets!

I always dress up for Halloween (and not as the "naughty," "sexy," or "slutty" version of otherwise respectable professions, thankyouverymuch).

Unfortunately, the days of house-hopping trick or treating are long gone, which means the only sack of candy I get are the ones I buy myself.

Consider this the grown-up-girl equivalent of that pillowcase full of precious candy cargo you'd collect, then hoard, as a kid. Plus, instead of making your pants scream and your gut bust, Philosophy's Haunted House is filled with yummy skin-softening treats in delish flavors like Black Licorice and Carmel Apple.

Knock knock, Philosophy! This grown girl wants to trick or treat at your house.