Attention Martin: Here's What I Want For The Holidays

Dear Martin,

Hi honey! I know you read this blog (such a supportive guy!), so I thought this would be a nice spot for a relationship service announcement.

I'm flipping through my new Cosmo mag, and it says guys show love by fixing things; therefore I should expect my holiday gift to be something terribly practical like a remote or a new showerhead. Really...I'm trying to contain my joy at this thought.

Babycakes, let me first tell you that the holidays are not about finding me World's Most Perfect Present (tm).

But...you're shopping for me anyway, right? This year, let's make it something that won't require fishing through your wallet for the receipt.

I know you like to wait until December 24th to tackle your gift list, but I thought you might like a subtle hint as to what I'd really like. Because loveyoumeanit, I do not want a remote.

HINT #1
Bliss You Look 'Spa'-velous kit
Isn't this cute? No? Anyway, I mostly want this for the Triple Oxygen Energy Mask, but you only have to peep in our bathroom cabinet to find out: I Love Bliss. Perfect gift!

STAY TUNED, honey! I'll be bringing you plenty more ideas this month...