When You Can't Pass The Sniff Test

You've spritzed. You've sniffed. You've sprayed. And you still can't settle on your signature fragrance.

Apparently, your DNA knows all - including what your best spritz pick should be. But if you're not into reading genetic coding, for around $150, someone else will do it for you.

Swab your cheek and mail it to My DNA Fragrance. Wait two weeks, and poof! They'll create the perf perfume for you.

Personally, I'm not taking the chance that faulty genes would lead to a bottle of Eau de Grass Clippings or Parfum du Listerine. My current spritz is Fresh's Sake - and my DNA is just gonna have to live with it.