Wednesday, May 13, 2009

You're A Pillow Face.

If someone said to you, "Girl, you got some pillow face going on," you would immediately:


1. Be insulted - you were home alone and in bed by 10:30, thank you!

2. Tell them it's nothing compared to the fat lip and broken tooth they're about to get.

3. Quickly Google "chunky cheeks" so you'd know that Pillow Face is the hottest new look in Hollywood.

Apparently Tinsletown is giving Botox a breather in favor of creating faces that are soft, puffy, round, and full - sorta like a pillow. "A pretty youthful face has fullness in the cheeks, like Disney's Pocahontas," says Dr. Michael Prager, a Dallas plastic surgeon. "An older plain face has it in the jaw, like Shrek."

Pocahontas or Shrek? What's option 3? And more importantly, are we fine with being called Pillow Face?

7 comments:

Mira said...

Weird. I don't think I like the term "Pillow Face." "Pretty" works fine for me, even just a grunt would be sufficient.

Jenny Muller said...

Ha ha! You're so right - I think, "Jenny, you look great" still does the trick for me.

Kristen said...

Pillow face sounds weird. I don't like it, someone called me doe-eyed once and meant it as a compliment, I didn't think it was complimentary at all. I'd much rather someone say, you look sassy. :)

nansie said...

I thought that "Pillow Face" meant that you slept face down in your pillow and woke up with lines on your face. In that sense, it could also mean that you have a lot of wrinkles. Definitely not a compliment!

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cat said...

makes me think of "butter face"

Anonymous said...

"Baby face" is more appropriate I think...pillow face makes it sound like your face has been stuffed or something weird...

Dentist Bradenton said...

"Pillow Face" is really a weird one and it connotes that you're a "sleepy lad". It would be appropriate to be called as "Pretty face" like the others said.